我写过的最蠢的代码是？

前言

你猜对了，我就是为这个来的

所以，还是看完吧

代码之嵌套循环

作为一个爱搞电脑的人，最喜欢用C++来自己写烤鸡程序了

#include<bits/stdc++.h>
using namespace std;
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	return 0;
}

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懂得都懂······o(╥﹏╥)o

代码之多线程

本来我的烤鸡代码是没错的

#include <iostream>
#include <thread>
void f()
{
	for (int i = 0; i < 1e9; i++);
}
int main()
{
	std::jthread t1(f);
	std::jthread t2(f);
}

就是,我用的是C++ 5

你看他笑的多开心啊!
结果······

代码之你好

不用我多说

#include<bits/stdc++.h>
using namespace std;
int main()
{
	while(1)
	{
		cout<<"你好";
	} 
	return 0;
}

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